Andy Milonakis
RiceGum Roast
I got enemies, got a lot of enemies
Who the fuck is RiceGum? Why is he DMin' me?
Please stay away from my Twitter
You gonna get fucked up, pray for a ninja
Diamonds on my play button, boy you fronting
You got a gold one, man that shit's nothing
With your fake friends and fake guns, what's beef?
Beef is when I see you, I knock out your teeth
Why would I do that? You're only a meme
You make kids cry that are only 13
I asked your black friends why the fuck are you rapping
They busted out laughing and started clapping
Hypebeastin' with your fake Yeezy's
You're such a crumb RiceGum, you're making this shit easy
The vid with Fouzey was so damn cheesy
Should'a known you got played like a fiddle
You were blind to it so peep this riddle
What do you call a man that throws a fake hook?
Doesn't want real beef because he'd be shook?
Got a lot of fans even though he's real dumb
That one's real easy, his name is RiceGum
[Interlude: Jesse Wellens]
These kids must be stopped, kids stop it
I'ma hand the mic to Andy Milonakis
[Verse 2: Andy Milonakis]
RiceGum, you ain't shit fuckboy, go to hell
Matter fact hold this L, hold this L
Your raps suck dick and you got frosted tips
Fake thugs in your vids and they ain't shootin' shit
Put the mic down boy and stay in your lane
Get your 10 year old army to say that I'm lame
Makin' money off all these kids in the fifth grade
You're like an angry housekeeper, you're bitch made
Eatin' pho with my friends, man fuck my foes
You a faux ass rapper and you ain't got flows
Bitch from Vietnam man maybe you a lady boy
Only thing you roasting is a dick with some gravy boy
I roast that ass like Edamame
Slap your father and I fuck your mommy
You think you're rude man, I'm much much ruder
You look like a tudor that fucks his computer
To be on the news you'll do anything at all
Gettin' better at fooseball since you hopped on Fouzey's balls
Your YouTube's cancer, worse than ISIS
Beat you half to death, that's a mid-life crisis
RiceGum RiceGum, you think you the champion
You might win some but you just lost one
RiceGum RiceGum, you think you the champion
You might win some but you just lost one