[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis]
I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head
Bees on my head but don’t call me a bee head
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing

[Bridge: Andy Milonakis (as Apple)]
“I hate myself.”

[Verse 2: Andy Milonakis]
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
'Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew
So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it
I put bologna in my left pocket
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
'Cause it’s my show, I’m Andy Milonakis

[Chorus: Andy Milonakis]
It’s my show, I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis
It’s my show, I’m Andy Milonakis