It's beginning to look
A lot like murder...
Everywhere you go!

Senpai's bothersome childhood friend
Is flirting with him again...
She wants him, but
I'll never let him go!

It's beginning to look
A lot like murder...
Lots of blood and gore!

But the prettiest sight to see
Is Senpai beneath a tree...
The boy I adore!

A rusty pipe made of lead
And a blow to the head...
Will take care of Kokona-chan!

A shiny sharp axe and
One glorious whack...
To eliminate Osana-chan!

Oh, golly, I can hardly wait
For school to start again!
It's beginning to look
A lot like murder...
Everywhere you go!

Well, I could send her straight to
Hell, or just get her expelled...
Stab her quick, or gut
Her nice and slow!

It's beginning to look
A lot like murder...
Killing is an art!

Won't you please stop your struggling?
You know I just want one thing...
To carve out your heart!