(Intro)
I hobble like a pirate with my gimp leg
Put the whole house on the track
That's what dick said

(Yung Penis)
I got a gimp leg
I hobble like a swashbuckler
Smokin out in Philly like a real mother fucker
With the sesame street cast
The puppet fuckers puff too fast
I ditch em and head home half gassed
You'd think I'm gone off the ganja got wisdom
Like Titty oh shit he brought the marijuana
You heard slick sir really gonna go bananas
But his homie on the track
Like oh shit he's gonna!
On this track I present friends and freaks that you would rеcognize if you remembеr photos of the week
(god damn!)
Now that's a cut so deep
Ever since blimp films these the boys that brought back heat
Shoutout to Yung Skrimp yeah that's my deli brother
I shouted I'm pooping top of my lungs it upset his mother
Shout to Jay, Jub, Thunder, Dusty Money, the others
I put em on my rap song
Because they secretly my lovers
(Lil Jub)
God damn
I beat up a little kid just for his vans
Pulling up and doing donuts I just hopped out of the van
Where the fuck you at
Told her that I'm chilling out in Van
What the fuck you doin
Told her that I'm busting on my mans
Snaphaus nine felons on this track
Call me Jason way I'm running up these racks
Lotta green like I'm TP or E-diddy smoking till they queasy
Life was never eazy
Like I'm mother fucking Yeezy
Got drip like I'm Willem Dafoe
Yung P said "drop a verse"
And I told him "fo sho"
The police won't find your body till it wash up on the shore
Step into the RAPHAUS, bitch you better close the door, uh
I ain't a rapper I'm just sayin how it is
Eli Pallot, man you really gotta take care of your kid
Had to drop a fucking classic had to do it for our kids
Had to climb up for this shit and you know who it is
It's Lil Juuuuuub

(Titty Wisdom)
I'm about to make history
That's funny because I- I major in hist-
Titty ain't shitty
I'm fuckin witty and pretty
And itty bitty by bitty bit bitches gimme they kitty
Come to the sword factory
You a victim
I'm a capitalist
You a cog in my system
For mysticism
I provide
Tittys Wisdom
Shoot a bitch with a bow
And go home and make a piss cum
I dont like sports but I love balls
When it comes to breast knowledge man
I know it all
Dj Khaled
I'm fucking flaccid
Green goblin dick thing is made out of plastic
Latest addition to Snaphaus
The hardest verse on the RAPHAUS
And if you doubt that then take a motherfucking seat
At the Caphaus

(Green Been)
Oh is it my turn?
Oh ok ok!
Hi my name is Jason
How you doing
Pleased to meet ya
If you try to fuck with me and my gang
We're gonna beat ya
Bitches tryna suckle on my
Mother fucking dick
Get your ass back in line
The boys get first pick
MOTHER FUCKER!
We're rapping on a beat made by DOOM
If we play this shit live the crowd would go BOOM!
(KA-BOOM!)
You must be stupid if you're tryna mess with me
I got my whole team we'll throw your ass in the sea
It's the little rascal you've known since 01
But I'm older now
It's time to have some fun
I'm rapping with the homie
And I'm feeling fresh
After this me and Junno gonna have a makeout sesh
(fuck yeah!)
Yung Penis the homie
Since the ball pit
Laughing at weird videos and Smosh skits
After we're done with you your ass gonna need a mop
There's still time on this track yo Alex
Fuck em up!

(Yung Skrimp)
I'm straight lifting on this track
You have no idea

Pull up on the track in my 06 Beamer
Your girl gone
Yeah I already seen her
Serving up this beat make you a chicken ceasar
So hot this track will make your ears burn
Penis and Skrimp clapping bitches like it's Fortnite
Smoking these fools like it's coming out your crack pipe
Skrimp gluten free but I still get bread, right
(URGH!)
Fuck with RAPHAUS it's on sight
They call me Alan I got killed by Jimmy Fallon
Swaggin on a bitch got a rear like a wagon
Call me Scott Slanders the way I be fragging
The Homies on this track the ones I fucked at the cabin
Dad played football pro defensive lineman must be genetic
The way I'm killing these lines man
Wearing these diamonds like I'm Minecraft mining
Tired of this verse
I'll let Du$ty Money Chime in

(Du$ty Money)
My name is Du$ty Money
And I love respecting women
Got an 02 Civic and you know you can hop in
I commit violence against Junnos face
And I don't know how I ended up on this song in the first place
Woke up bricked up and ready to throw shit
Jorts on my cheeks and this verse I composed it
Rode in on my bike down to Rufus Drive
And now I'm buzzin on this beat like it's a mothafukin beehive
Legs so long that's why they call me daddy
Once you reach the top that's where you'll find my phatty
When I play among us you know I'm always the imposter
When I have sex it sounds like wet pasta
(waka waka)
Gushy gushy cook pasta in my pussy!
When the boys around me they better watch their tushy
My booty hang out when I'm rapping and I don't care
Got my cock wrapped up in the Frosted Flakes underwear
(Grrreat!)
Humpa Bunga on the beat and that's fuckin funny
Throw the mic on the ground imma dip
I'm Du$ty Money

(Swan God)
I'm literally twerking right now
I'm literally twerking

Holes all in my socks!
I'm sucking these cocks!
You're a fucking dumbass
A head full of rocks!
I can't even think straight
I need a sec to masturbate!
Food!
Goes on a plate!
Onions!
Carrots!
And Celery!
When I talk to women it's hell for me!
(it is)
I'm in this song and I don't give a fuck
I like to start shit I drop the puck
Raegan started the epidemic
Of crack!
(ronald raegan!)
You look like you eat smegma as a snack!
I'm so cute and funny
I am BAE
Go fuck yourself
And have a nice day
(thank you)

NOTHING IS REAL! THIS IS A SIMULATION!
POO TURN TO FART!
SUBLIMINATION!
PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME TO GET BITCHES!
Shut up
I'm cooking chicken

(Sage from Valorant)
You will not kill my allies!

(Lil Thunder)
Every day I'm chasing this bug
Back and forth I'm a mind numbing drug
Go growly just like a pug
Get that hate I hit em with a shrug
Embody a lion with the way I roar
Secure the bread and tie the score
Nothing stoppin me I break through all these doors
Thankful for my privilege I've never been poor
Holdin down B long on that Omen
Brothers be calling me the Bard the freakin Bowman
Frag out with a lil something called the Phantom
Cause that young boy to cry and tantrum
Bow please
I'm on an insane stupid spittin roll
Deserve nothin short of the
Kung Fu Panda Tai-Lung seeking Dragon Scroll
(literal clip from Kung Fu Panda)
They say lighting doesn't strike twice but I have proof in the Yung Penis it might

(Yung Penis)
Common misconception that
Richards dick is teeny
Clearly you gotta roll perception
Because you pussies can't see me
Yung Erection since '02
He so dreamy
Brought Thunders resurection
I'm a mother fucking Genie
Girlllllllllll
Why you acting so crayfish
Your top five is C tier
While my features are A list
We out the drama room bathroom
But we forever the gayest
The way we fuckin these dudes like do I gotta convey it?
(Like come on..)
I met Money during manhunt now me Swan and Titty and him are smoking fat blunt
Jub's the man behind the camera put that fucker on blast and on the mic he's got some stamina yuh
Jason and Alan and Nico and Jimmy Fallon
Sick Pallot on you when we wanna do REAL DAMAGE
Too late you never rolled besides
You had disadvantage
Too much fire on this file for most of you to manage
Man
They ain't know fuck bout our whereabouts
Think it's a cult?
We're co-workers
It'sa SNAPHAUS!
BITCH!


(Geck-Lord)
WAIT!
DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!!!!

ABANDONED MY CHILD!
ABANDONED MY CHILD!
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NOW THEY WANT MY MEAT
IM A DEADBEAT DAD NOW THEY WANT MY DAD MEAT!
SHIVER ME TIMBERLANDS I KEPT A GLOCK
IN MY ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE!
LOOKIN LIKE A STRIPPER POLE! STRIPPER POLE!
NO CAP THO!!!!
I MET HER IN QUEENS
WE FUCKED IN SOME BEANS!!!
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BADA BADA BING!
BADA BING BADA BING! AY!
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I LOOK LIKE KURT COBAIN!
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I THINK I COULD PROBABLY STOP ISIS!
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I ABANDONED MY CHILD SLATT THREW THEM IN A VOLCANO
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ABANDONED MY CHILD I ABANDONED MY CHILD SLATT!
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I ABANDONED MY CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA!