[Intro]
Ugh, god I need a drink

[Verse 1]
I was never the kind of person into mixed drinks
Ah, I don't know what I was thinking, (I was slumming)
These she-she cocktails
I-I-I was never the kind of person into mixed drinks
Ah, you know how she can't handle her alcohol...
You and I are getting along so well tonight

[Pre-Chorus]
I thought it was fun, I really liked that!
That's not our anniversary wine
That's not our anniversary wine
That's not our anniversary wine
I thought it was fun, I really liked that!
That's not our anniversary wine
That's not our anniversary wine
That's not our anniversary-

[Chorus]
One time my friends and I went slumming
I went slumming, I went slumming
To some crappy bar in thе sticks and we saw you there
Onе time my friends and I went slumming
I went slumming, I went slumming
To some crappy bar in the sticks and we saw you there
[Verse 2]
Hahahahah!
You know- Ugh
I want Chardonnay, I want mixed drinks
I want juice, juice
I've got the goddamn juice, I've got the goddamn juice
That's what she wants
That's what she wants

[Pre-Chorus]
I thought it was fun, I really liked that!
That's not our anniversary wine
That's not our anniversary wine
That's not our anniversary wine
I thought it was fun, I really liked that!
That's not our anniversary wine
That's not our anniversary wine
That's not our anniversary-

[Chorus]
One time my friends and I went slumming
I went slumming, I went slumming
To some crappy bar in the sticks and we saw you there

My friends and I went slumming
I went slumming, I went slumming
To some crappy bar in the sticks and we saw you there (x3)
[Breakdown]

[Pre-Chorus]
I thought it was fun, I really liked that!
That's not our anniversary wine
That's not our anniversary wine
That's not our anniversary wine
I thought it was fun, I really liked that!
That's not our anniversary wine
That's not our anniversary wine
That's not our anniversary-

[Chorus]
One time my friends and I went slumming
I went slumming, I went slumming
To some crappy bar in the sticks and we saw you there

My friends and I went slumming
I went slumming, I went slumming
To some crappy bar in the sticks and we saw you there (x3)

[Outro]
My friends and I went slumming
I went slumming, I went slumming
To some crappy bar in the sticks and we saw you there
My friends and I went slumming