[Verse 1]

[Grace]

Oh, that new painting?
Yes, well, I'm trying to decide if I like it
No, no, see I could've painted that painting
Instead of buying it
I could never do this but
Sometimes I wanna start fresh
And paint free-form all over the walls with a big messy brush!
Ha, no, I could've painted that painting
Instead of buying it!

[Pre-Chorus]

[Grace]

A friend from college
Had a gallery show of his paintings that weekend!
A very good friend from college
Had a gallery show of his new paintings that weekend
And I missed it!
And you knew I planned to attend my friend's Art Show that weekend!

[Chorus] (x2)
[Grace]

And I missed my friend's Art Show!
Art Show!
Art Show!
M-m-my friend's Art Show!

[Verse 2]

[Grace]

Art Show!
A very good friend from college
Had a gallery show of his new paintings that weekend
And I missed it!
You don't think I could cut it as an artist, do you?
I KNOW it! You don't think I can
Oh yeah, that new painting, I just put it up this week
No, no, see I could've painted that painting
Instead of buying it

[Pre-Chorus]

[Grace]

A friend from college
Had a gallery show of his paintings that weekend!
A very good friend from college
Had a gallery show of his new paintings that weekend
And I missed it!
And you knew I planned to attend my friend's Art Show that weekend!
[Chorus] (x4)

[Grace]

And I missed my friend's Art Show!
Art Show!
Art Show!
M-m-my friend's Art Show!

[Bridge]

[Grace]

Art Show!
I'm an artist, but you can't see that...
I've been using you as an excuse not to be an artist...
I am an artist, finally admitted it!
You just don't want me to be an artist...
I could never do this but
Sometimes I wanna start fresh
And paint free-form all over the walls with a big messy brush!
Trip, you don't love this painting
You love how everyone else supposedly loves it
You don't LOVE it!
You only like the 21 year old girlfriends of the freaking artists
I keep inviting over!
[Chorus] (x5)

And I missed my friend's Art Show!
Art Show!
Art Show!
M-m-my friend's Art Show!

[Outro]

[Grace]

And I missed my friend's Art Show!