[Verse 1]

[Grace]

Trip, it's your fault
10 years ago, freshly married, and just out of college
You convinced me to go into advertising instead of art
I've wasted 10 years of my life on advertising and redecorating
Trip, how could I ever imagine trying to be an artist
When you get so angry anytime I mention painting
I miss painting
It's an ache. Deep down
You could never understand that Trip
I can't take it anymore!
Alright, you know what?

[Chorus]

[Grace]

Art?
Make Art?
Art?
Make Art?
I should..
Make Art?
Art?
Make Art?
I am an artist Trip!
[Verse 2]

[Grace]

This new painting above the couch is..uh..well uh..an experiment
So, yeah, I just bought this painting
But when I see it hanging here in this room
It looks to me like an amateur painted it
It just seems stupid to pay for a painting
That I could've just as easily painted myself

[Chorus]

[Grace]

Art?
Make Art?
Art?
Make Art?
I should..
Make Art?
Art?
Make Art?
I am an artist Trip!

[Bridge 1]
[Grace]

I painted this
Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint!
So don't ever give me any more of your
"You could never be an artist" crap!
I had no hope of becoming an artist with parents like mine!
Uncaring. Selfish. In their own little country club world!
They're pathetic really. Well it makes me feel like shit

[Chorus]

[Grace]

Art?
Make Art?
Art?
Make Art?
I should..
Make Art?
Art?
Make Art?
I am an artist Trip!

[Bridge 2]
[Lady Bitchtits]

I'm Lady Bitchtits, and I have an important message for y'all!
Don't let anybody tell you can't be an artist!
You can be an artist no matter what people tell you!
Just pick up the paintbrush, dump it in those colors
And let your imagination roam free!
Don't let anybody stop you!
And paint, draw, or sketch to your hearts content!
And to all the Trip's in this world, go fuck yourself!
This is the TRIP IS OVER PARTY!

[Chorus]

[Grace]

Art?
Make Art?
Art?
Make Art?
I should..
Make Art?
Art?
Make Art?
I am an artist Trip!

[Outro]

[Grace]

I Fuck me to this!
Everytime you go on a goddamn business trip, I paint!
So don't ever give me any more of your
"You could never be an artist" crap!
Fuck you!
I am an artist Trip, fuck you!