[Verse 1]
Trip, you have no idea what an artist is
Deep down I've always been an artist
Trip, you have no idea what I'm capable of
See Trip, art scares you or something

[Pre Chorus]
Oh, God!
Trip, sometimes I think my life would be so different if I hadn't married you
Dammit, Trip! Ugh!
Where my art career might be by now...
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

[Chorus]
I am an artist, Trip
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you

[Verse 2]
Don't ever make another stupid comment about artists or paintings
You know nothing about art, believe me (B-b-believe me)
I'm stifled, Trip, artistically, I need my life to have more feeling
Can't you see that? C-can't you see that?

[Pre Chorus 2]
You know, Trip
If you hadn't convinced me to go into advertising
I could have painted that painting on the wall instead of buying it
All this time I just can't stop thinking I should have been painting
[Chorus]
I am an artist, Trip
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you

[Bridge]
Haha, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out
Ugh! Fuck you
Why did I let you convince me to give up painting?
Ugh! Fuck you
I painted this
Ugh! Fuck you! Ugh!
Trip, what if i told you I've been secretly painting?
Fuck you

[Final Chorus]
I am an artist, Trip
Fuck you
Fuck you
Trip, you have no idea what I'm capable of
I am an artist, Trip
Fuck you
Make art, Trip? He doesn't have a creative bone in his body
Me painting? Now there's an idea
Fuck you
Don't tell me how to feel
I painted this
I am an artist, Trip
Fuck you