[Verse 1: Grace]
That damn Italy picture, that crappy plastic ball
This damn painting, your goddamn drinks
Goddamn therapy
Ugh! This goddamn apartment, that goddamn ball
My damn sculptures, this goddamn view
God, that damn wedding picture

[Pre-Chorus: Grace]
God, what was it you said?
I'm depressing? Loved?
To blame? Controlled?
Communicative? Lying?
We should get divorced? Go to therapy?
Have more sex? Have kids?
Get a pet? Separate?
Get revenge?

[Chorus: Robot]
Grace is an object
Grace is your best friend
Grace will break your neck
Grace will be your pet
Grace is an object
Grace is your best friend
Grace will break your neck
Grace will be your pet
Grace is an object
[Verse 2: Grace]
Trip, you want this apartment to look so high class
But you carry around this piece of shit plastic ball everywhere, God!
You don't love this decorating
You love how everyone else supposedly loves it
You don't care about it!
C-C-Care about it!

[Pre-Chorus: Grace]
God, what was it you said?
I'm depressing? Loved?
To blame? Controlled?
Communicative? Lying?
We should get divorced? Go to therapy?
Have more sex? Have kids?
Get a pet? Separate?
Get revenge?

[Chorus: Robot]
Grace is an object
Grace is your best friend
Grace will break your neck
Grace will be your pet
Grace is an object
Grace is your best friend
Grace will break your neck
Grace will be your pet
Grace is an object
[Post-Chorus: Grace, Robot]
That damn Italy picture, that crappy plastic ball
This damn painting, your goddamn drinks
Goddamn therapy (Grace is an object)
Ugh! This goddamn apartment, that goddamn ball
My damn sculptures, this goddamn view
God, that damn wedding picture (Grace is an object)

[Outro: Robot]
Grace is your best friend
Grace will break your neck
Grace will be your pet
Grace is an object