[Intro: Mac Lethal]
Fuck a major record label, stab the CEO's hand to the table
Fuck a major record label, stab the A&R's hand to the table
Fuck a major record label, stab the CEO's hand to the table
Fuck a major record label, stab the A&R's hand, go!

[Pre-Chorus: Chamillionaire, Mac Lethal]
You see the truth is, I lose my cool quick
Don’t make me lose it, you’ll see what lewd is
You see the truth is, I’m not like you kid
So don’t be foolish, I just might prove it
Just try not to piss me off

[Chorus: Mac Lethal, Chamillionaire]
You should tell them not to piss me off because I’ll turn them into history y’all (Don’t piss me off)
So please don't piss me off, just please don’t piss me off (Don’t piss me off)
You should tell them not to piss me off because I’ll turn them into history y’all (Don’t piss me off)
So please don't piss me off, just please don’t piss me off (Don’t piss me off)
Chamillionaire, go!

[Verse 1: Chamillionaire]
I was calm for a minute, yeah, I started off calm
Till I saw a fake rapper with an Audemar on
Then I realized with my seeing eyes, it was same man
That done came in with the Audemar on
Didn’t really think that we would audit y’all, huh?
'Cause it seemed that you really got your balling on wrong
Whole bunch of jewelers that I oughtta call on
Just to show them that you’re faker than Mardi Gras charm
Can’t stand y’all, I’m loving every thought of y’all gone
I can read the future like it’s written all on your palm
One hand on my celly while I’m calling your mom
Got your sis' strip teasing in a falling off thong
Pick 'em up, take them with me in the car to your prom
They know my money longer than a Ramadan song
But I ain’t trying to hit
I’m just trying to hit your face on your car while you got your car alarm on (Uh)
See how many rappers I can get to retire
If you spit, I’m just hoping that you slip on saliva
Turn a Coke can with a kickstand to a time bomb
Give it to you then I disappear like McGyver
There will be no survivors, there will be no reminders
Got a cannon, but I bet you never seeing Mariah
Give a second and I bet you’re going to see 'em on fire
When you see that, you gon' see that these other rappers is liars
See my Mac is lethal, plus, Mac is lethal
Turn you into macaroni when we blasting people
See they’re actors, they got me yelling “Action, people!”
Dig 'em up, kill 'em again just like a action sequel
Everybody sound the same, but it's just overkill
Put a hole in your chest, see what your soul reveal
Got a rusty Black and Decker, call it Woody Woodpecker
Then I vroom in your heart, so you can know the drill
[Pre-Chorus: Chamillionaire]
You see the truth is, I lose my cool quick
Don’t make me lose it, you’ll see what lewd is
You see the truth is, I’m not like you kid
So don’t be foolish, I just might prove it

[Chorus: Mac Lethal, Chamillionaire]
You should tell them not to piss me off because I’ll turn them into history y’all (Don’t piss me off)
So please don't piss me off, just please don’t piss me off (Don’t piss me off)
You should tell them not to piss me off because I’ll turn them into history y’all (Don’t piss me off)
So please don't piss me off, just please don’t piss me off (Don’t piss me off)

[Verse 2: Mac Lethal]
I was calm for a minute, but I started off angry
And didn’t kill everybody, thank me
I’m the only human being in the fucking world that got rabies
Digging up your garden, shitting in your daisies
Woof, put some candy in my bowl
I’m always trying to run away from animal control
I’m a ghost, I’m a ghoul, I’m a demon, I’m a rogue
I’m a screaming little toad, I’m a phantom with no soul
Goddammit, I’ll kill you and even if you kill me
They're gonna think I let you like I’m Anderson Silva
Man, fuck all the radio bullshit
Fuck anything that’s watered down like American pills
Now Mac Lethal, man, what the fuck is wrong with him?
Even Tech N9ne won’t do a song with him
If a rapper got a girl, man, she going to quit him
I’ll stretch him out until his epidermis don’t fit him, ah
I give fuck about a bitch being trill
She give brain in the kitchen like Richie Aprile
Drink wine in a warm red glass
Spitting game to a dame with a fine little corn-fed ass
Like Mike Tyson, I beat it up until she couldn’t walk
Told if she isn’t trying to fornicate, she shouldn’t talk
Uh, I never spoil her
I just tell her all the Breaking Bad spoilers, uh!
Fuck all the mockery you’re making
Every single tooth, every bone, every fossil, I’m a-breaking
Mac Lethal got the fucking soccer moms a-shaking
Like they popping and they breaking saying, “As-salamu alaykum”
Everybody sounds the same and it’s just overkill
In fact, most rap groups sound like Soul for Real
If you don’t want to get your soldiers killed
You better throw your shield and head over hills
Damn it, you know the drill!
[Pre-Chorus: Chamillionaire]
You see the truth is, I lose my cool quick
Don’t make me lose it, you’ll see what lewd is
You see the truth is, I’m not like you kid
So don’t be foolish, I just might prove it
Just try not to piss me off

[Chorus: Mac Lethal, Chamillionaire]
You should tell them not to piss me off because I’ll turn them into history y’all (Don’t piss me off)
So please don't piss me off, just please don’t piss me off (Don’t piss me off)
You should tell them not to piss me off because I’ll turn them into history y’all (Don’t piss me off)
So please don't piss me off, just please don’t piss me off (Don’t piss me off)

[Outro: Mac Lethal]
Hey, Chamillionaire
Thanks for the verse, dude
Keep killing it independently