[Rhea]
Bright lights city, gettin' ready to roll
Set my LA hole on fire
Get me to the gigs, watch me twirl and turn
Want a booking, please inquire
(Link in my bio!)

There's a million fine guys out there waiting for me
Wheelin', dealin', squealin', in extacy
And I'm just the bitch with the remedy
Viva Las Vegas!
Viva Las Vegas!
Diva Las Rhea!
Viva Las Diva Las Rhea!

It's time to zip up my party dress and head down to the games
(Oh my God, I won!)
I play all night and I sleep all day and it never rains

[Alaska]
Oh, there's Charlie's in the garden and the Fruit Loop too
(? so I know it's you.)

[Rhea]
Viva Las Vegas!
Diva Las Rhea!
Viva Las Diva Las Rhea!
[Alaska]
(Mmm, I just love smoking indoors, don't you?)
Hi, hello, how are you? I'm smoking the slots
I'm in the aquagreen, I'm at the Cher machine
I see the sun come up, I don't stop
I came down to Las Vegas so I could strike it rich
But instead, I got so wasted that I end up in a ditch
Me and Nebraska want tequila, tequila
We may be 6"5, but that doesn't make us fierce
Vegas has got it all so get into it, Mary
The pyramids, the Eiffel Tower, and Derrick mother fucking Barry!

[Rhea]
Viva Las Vegas!
(The diva)
Viva Las Vegas!
(Of Vegas)
Diva Las Rhea!

[Alaska]
The diva

[Rhea]
Diva Las Rhea!

[Alaska]
That's right
[Rhea]
Viva Las Vegas!
(The diva)
Viva Las Vegas!
(Let me hear ya)
Diva Las Rhea!
(The diva, the diva!)
Diva Las Rhea!
Viva Las Diva Las Rhea!