[Alaska Thunderfuck:]
Quiet please!
Okay
And now, in question and answer for the miss international everything pageant
Contestant number 69
"If you were crowned, what would you do with your title and why?"

[Trinity the Tuck:]
Um, pageant queens have an astigmatism
Such as, um
But I personally believe, some Americas do not have iPhones such as to
Talk and text and to conversationalize
Such as, and
It just breaks my little heart to know there are hundreds in tens of childrens in the US Americas in such as...
(Boo)
That do not have the privilegements
Such as, um
It's their God-given right
I.. um, I would give every US Americas and Iraq’s in those Asian countries too
A good phone for the childrens
Such as, oh
And, world peace