[Manila Luzon]
Doesn't Darienne look like she's had a little bit too many?

[Alaska Thunderfuck]
She's been drinking eggnog all night
I even saw her put a giant straw right into the eggnog punch bowl

[Darienne Lake & BenDeLaCreme]
This eggnog is so good
A-ha
I love- I love all the holidays spirits
Sure, yeah
I love the Jose Cuervos
And you know... I do it for the children
What, uh what?
Bitch, the whole...
Well you know, moderation...
They're so beautiful
One kid I don't like really is the little drummer boy
A-ha
'Cause he- He comes to a baby shower banging a drum
Oh
Like that's not like a good gift
Well...
And it's just so stupid like it's a newborn baby
Like, could you imagine Mary?
Like oh, I just gave the baby in heavenly sleep
Well...
And you hear the banging... a drummer on a baby?
A-ha
What the hell is wrong with you?
I mean, get out of here
Go follow another story and get lost
Uhm
This is a glorious day
You know, this explains a lot about season six