[Alaska]
So far so good! But I have a question

[Peppermint]
What?

[Alaska]
Do you think we should even bother with the meet and greet after the show? I mean, do you really think these people are going to buy any of our merch?

[Peppermint]
Hey! Don't judge a book by its cover! These people seem to be really nice. You never know - they might love this show and buy everything we have!

[Katya]
I don't care if they don't buy anything at all. I intend to take selfies with every single person in the audience- even if it takes all night!

[Peppermint]
Wow- I'm impressed. You're usually such a judgemental raging bitch but you really changed!

[Katya]
I want to take photos with them because I look amazing in comparison, silly! I mean- have you seen that crowd? Fugly with capital F!

[Manila]
I know. I think I counted maybe 17 teeth in the whole room

[Alaska]
I wish they made special glasses that could Facetune the whole world!
[Manila]
Oh my God. Great idea! You should totally invent that and then take it on the TV show Shark Tank!

[Alaska]
I would, but why even bother! No matter what I do, that old bitch Jackie beat just runs around telling everyone 'I invented that!' And speaking of Jackie- oh God! She's about to sing!