[Alaska]
You guys, I just thought of something really scary

[Manila]
Phi Phi O'Hara is doing 366 days of drag?

[Alaska]
No

[Peppermint]
Acid Betty naked?!

[Alaska]
No

[Katya]
Kim Chi dog sitting for you?

[Alaska]
No! I was thinking, what if that guy can't fix the bus and we never get out of this god-forsaken hell hole and the country bumpkins who live here make us their personal slaves- washing, cooking, doing their hair and makeup all day

[Manila]
Sweetie, I promise you that is not going to happen

[Alaska]
You're so sweet to say that, but how can you be so sure?
[Manila]
Because after taking one look at you, no one would ever have you doing their hair and makeup!

[Alaska]
Why, you hateful whore!

[Katya]
And I'm afraid I have even more bad news- for the audience anyway! You're on again