[Spoken Intro: Blair & Alaska]
Well, I do declare!
Uhm, what exactly do you declare again?

[Verse 1: Blair]
My, oh my
Look at that pretty little thing
She's got the world on a string
Head-to-toe sickening
No competition, no ring
Ooh! Hold up that's me
Talking like Cardi B
And I'm looking like Gucci
Cover girl, feeling like Twiggy
No one can touch me
I'm the one and only queen walking, ey!

[Pre-Chorus: Blair]
Superstar, centerstage
Hollywood, I'm all the rage
Money face, movie smile
Everything in fashion
Body type, like a snack
Leading lady all in black
Ingénue, Jimmy Choo
Lights, camera, action
[Chorus: Blair]
America's Sweetheart!
The girl you'll love to know
America's Sweetheart!
I came to steal the show

[Verse 2: Alaska]
Oh yay, oh yay, oh yay
Taking to the stand like OJ
TV screens, magazines
She's been around the world
But she looks thirteen
Whoa! A TNT explosion
TMZ, my not so secret admirer
Blowing up my phone like Tyra, woo

[Pre-Chorus: Alaska]
Superstar, black page
Mother load, Mickey's rage
My new face, juvederm
Everything is plastic
Hot couture, off the rack
Breaking up Fleetwood Mac
Giant shoe, forty two
Lights, camera, action
[Chorus: Blair]
America's Sweetheart!
The girl you'll love to know
America's Sweetheart!
I came to steal the show

[Spoken Bridge: Alaska & Blair]
Blair! Can I get a statement for the press?
Uhm, are you with TMZ?
Absolutely
Well, give me more questions
Blair! Are you a lesbian?
Yes, I've done everything
Blair! What's your favorite position?
CEO
Ahahahaha

[Chorus: Blair]
America's Sweetheart!
The girl you'll love to know
America's Sweetheart!
I came to steal the show

[Pre-Chorus: Blair]
Superstar, centerstage
Hollywood, I'm all the rage
Money face, movie smile
Everything in fashion
Body type, like a snack
Leading lady all in black
Ingénue, Jimmy Choo
Lights, camera, action