[Verse 1: Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck]
What if I told you, it was virgin Remy
Perm and tease realness, would you touch it to see
It’s 22 inches, how is she though?
So tell me that you don't think I'm shady
When I tell you that you can’t try her on

[Chorus: All, Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck]
A lacefront like this
Some queens will hoe a lifetime
For a lacefront like this
Some fag still owes his landlord
For that one special wig
Oh you best believe it’s Wigs by Vanity
Some give like 50 blowjobs (sure, some do)
For a lacefront like this

[Verse 2: Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck]
Quality ranges, but you still can slay
Rock your faithful, in cheap wigs and sprays
Well I need them units, with a good old edge
Not too close, just a little nearer
Bitch could never clock my hairline from there

[Chorus: All, Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck]
A lacefront like this
Some queens just sold their kidney
For a lacefront like this
Some straight guy's been bamboozled
By the unspookability
Oh you best believe it’s Wigs by Vanity
I got on Sugar Models (dot com)
For a lacefront like this
[Bridge: Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck]
Could this be the fiercest wig of all?
It's full as fuck and some Malaysian bitch is bald (bald, bald)
Don’t get it twisted sis
Travolta would come out for
A lacefront like this

[Chorus: All, Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck]
A lacefront like this
They mop a booth at DragCon
For a lacefront like this
They stole Pandora’s camera
For that one special wig
Oh you heard me girl, it’s Wigs by Vanity
Some bottom's topping Courtney
For a lacefront like this

[Outro: Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck]
But this wig
Oooh
I better get free Wigs by Vanity
Now please go to this website
For a lacefront like this
Ooh yeah
(Wigs by Vanity dot com)