Alaska Thunderfuck
Dear Santa, Bring Me a Man
[Intro: Courtney Act]
Oooh, yeah
Come on Santa
Won't you bring me a man?
It's gettin' late
So send him here
I don't think I can make it
Through another year
Come on Santa come through
Oh, a usual place
A strong embrace
A pillow and a blanket
By the fireplace
Dim the lights down low
Oh, bring me a man!
Bring me a man
I need a man
Please Santa (dear Santa)
Bring me a man
I need a man, keeping me warm
The fire's out (the fire's out)
The chimney's clean (the chimney's clean)
The fishnet stockings hangin'
But it don't mean a thing
Place him under my tree
And let it snow (uh, yeah!)
This Christmas (this Christmas)
And let it snow (uh, yeah!)
This Christmas (this Christmas)
Oh, bring me a man!
Bring me a man
I need a man
Please Santa (dear Santa)
Bring me a man
I need a man, keeping me warm
(Keeping me warm) [x2]
I've been a good girl all year long
I done my best right or wrong
Come on Santa won't you please
Look at me I'm on my knees?
Oh, bring me a man!
Come on, come on, come on
C'mon, Santa Claus
Come on, come on, come on
C'mon, reindeers
Come on, come on, come on
C'mon, flying thru the sky delivering presents to all the good boys and girls around the world in one night, okuurrrr?
Now let it snow... (oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)
Let it snow...
Let it snow...
Let it snow...
Bring me a man
I need a man
(She did that)
Dear Santa
Bring me a man
I need a man
Keeping me warm (C'mon whistle tones)
Bring me a man
I need a man
Oh Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa
Bring me a man
I need a man
Keeping me warm (keeping me warm)
Bring me a Man!
(Imma suck all these Santa's)