Standing on the corner of 181st
A pretty tranny passes by and wants to squeeze me til' I burst
I'm not that kind of guy, so I guess I'll never know
Johnnies got a long way to go

Weighing on my mind with shots of pain and rock and roll
And with a little more Dalmore, I'll let this room know
Every single fucking word to a song by Billy Joel
Johnnies got a long way to go
Johnnies got a long way to go

I don't want to be anyone else
But I can't say a change wouldn't be better for my health
And so they tell me when they yell

Johnnies got a long way to go

Miracle I ever even made it here at all
I've been known to be a nuisance ever since I can recall
This effect is most affected when prescribed with alcohol
Hear me coming running down the hall

Why I am the way I am, the world may never know
So let's enjoy it where we can, because we've got a ways to go
Til' the very day I die, I will have you eating crow
Johnnies Got a long way to go
Johnnies got a long way to go
Why would I try changing who I am
Loud and fast and reckless, and you love me for it
Good God Damn

Johnnies Got a Long way to go