[Verse 1]
I'm not getting any taller so I better settle into these shoes
I have no idea what I'm doing, I just hope
I find something to amuse me soon
And I'm not too sad
I just don't know what to do

[Chorus]
If I die before I'm famous
What's the point of anything?
I'm too sentimental to get
Rid of my old gumball ring

[Verse 2]
I bought an ugly sweater
'Cause I want something to lose
I wanna buy a muffin
But I don't have an excuse

[Chorus]
If I die before I'm famous
What's the point of anything?
I'm too sentimental to get
Rid of my old gumball ring

[Bridge]
Only clever thoughts can go in my fancy notebook
I imitate your tiny writing 'cause it makes you look intelligent
[Chorus]
If I die before I'm famous
What's the point of anything?
I'm too sentimental to get
Rid of my old gumball ring

[Outro]
I am only calling to say
It's not hard to be by myself