One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

I put all this year's presents on my credit card and kinda went overboard
But by this time next year, my podcast will be earning serious money

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

Every year, my brother gets totally trashed and passes out on the couch
So this year, I dusted all the couches with itching powder

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

Look, I couldn’t find a single Teddy Ruxpin anywhere, but they'll still be just as popular next year
And when I find a stash, I'll buy ten

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time
Listen, I know we’ve only been dating two-and-a-half weeks, but they've been the best two-and-a-half weeks of my life
And even though you said you wanted to take things slow, but I just feel like if every Christmas could be this amazing
Why wouldn't we get started right away? Like, I already feel this excited for next Christmas
But anyway...I see from the somewhat ambivalent look on your face that you need a little time to think it over, or something
So maybe you shouldn't...open that really small present just yet

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time — oh yeah
One Christmas at a time, baby
One Christmas at a time

C'mon!

One Christmas at a time, baby (woo, yeah!)
One Christmas at a time — all right (one Christmas at a time!)
One Christmas at a time, baby (that's right, we gotta take one Christmas at a time, baby)
One Christmas at a time