Jonathan Coulton
One of those (Bonus Track)
[Verse 1]
Get your own
Do your job
Be yourself
Don't hurt anyone
And always try to be on time
Call your mom
Try some fruit
Help your friends
Clap on two and four
And never force a rhyme!
[Chorus 1]
Try to learn from each mistake
Clean up messes that you make
Don't be greedy
Never take too much
Think the best of everyone
Fold your laundry when it's done
Wear a smile on your face
Bring a tie, just in case
[Verse 2]
Rush in flocks
Listen hard
Tell the truth
Don't hurt anyone
And always try to be kind!
[Sudden genre shift]
Where's my one of those?
Where's my one of those?
Where's my one of those?
Where is my one of those?
Where IS my one of those?
Where IS my one of those!?
Where is my one of those?
WHERE IS MY ONE OF THOSE!?
[Verse 3]
Nurse a grudge
Be a dick
Stab a dude
Don't trust anyone
Who doesn't think the way you do!
Drink too much
Talk too loud
When it's hard
Give up right away!
And never see things through!
[Chorus 2]
Keep it secret when you cry
If they catch you in a lie
Hide your feelings deep inside
Your heart
Cast aspersions on your friends!
Tell them how the movie ends!
You must win
Every fight
They are wrong
You are right
[Outro]
Get your own
Do your job
Be yourself
Don't hurt anyone
And always try to be kind
Always try to be kind!
Always try to be kind!