Jonathan Coulton
Bills, Bills, Bills
At first we started out real cool
Taking me places I ain't never been
But now, you're getting comfortable
Ain't doing those things that you did no more
You're slowly making me pay for things your money should be handling
And now you ask to use my car
Drive it all day and don't fill up the tank
Then you have the audacity to even come and step to me
And ask to hold some money from me until you get your check next week
You trifling, good for nothing type of brother
Silly me, why haven't I found another
Baller, when times get hard he's a one to help me out
Instead of a scrub like you who don't know what a man's about
Do you pay my bills
Do you pay my telephone bills
Do you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
But I don't think you do
So you and me are through
Now you've been maxing out my card
Give me bad credit, buy me gifts with my own ends
Haven't paid the first bill
But instead you're heading to the mall
Goin' on shopping sprees
Perpetrating to your friends like you be ballin'
And now you use my cell phone
Callin' whoever that you think at home
And then when the bill comes all of a sudden you be acting dumb
You don't know where none of these calls come from
And your mama's numbers have more than once
You trifling, good for nothing type of brother
Silly me, why haven't I found another
A baller, when times get hard he's a one to help me out
Instead of a scrub like you who don't know what a man's about
Do you pay my bills
Do you pay my telephone bills
Do you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
But I don't think you do
So you and me are through
Do you pay my bills
Do you pay my bills
Do you pay my bills
Do you pay my bills
Do you pay my bills
Do you pay my bills
Do you pay my telephone bills
Do you pay my automo-bills
If you did then maybe we could chill
But I don't think you do
So you and me are through