Noel's chemical effluence

We were going right through the Alps
When we picked up this fabulous scent
Of Noel's Chemical Effluence

Noel's chemical effluence

There was a fuss about the elements
Waiting for the keyboards as ever
The firmament of it is going out the exit

Noel's chemical effluence

There's an inherent disease
Goes with an inbalance of the juices
In the brain that in transit
Causes one to envisage white faces
As if spiked by mescalin

Noel's chemcial effluence

And we're going right through the Alps
Look what happened at the lodge
Look what happened at the castle
Look at the red-purple vomit stream
From the bed, angled
Right into the bathroom
On the finger of your banker (bound)
And when all else fails
We can always blow your whistle

In work, in pleasure, I'll come for you
The abdominizer, in excellence