{Intro]
Last week- Uh

Alright. Have you ever gotten so stoned, that you see god?

[Verse 1]
Last week I was depressed as fuck. My dad got drunk and ran my mother over with a truck. She was dead on the street but her ass was still fat, so he got out' the truck & started to fuck

[Pre Chorus]
Listen to your parents, don't do drugs kids

[Chorus 1]
I tried crack and woke up with my dick in the fridge. Your grades will drop, your life will stop. Next thing you know, you're getting clapped by a Cop

[Verse 2]
Put down the crack & pick up the cheeks. Half of y'all n***as are using soap to whack your meat. Whatever you do, it's better than picking up the loser leaf before agе 3

[Chorus 1]
Last week I was depressed as fuck, I nuttеd inside of a Chicken. Now I'm hearing clucks, it was an accident

[Verse 3]
I got fucked up drinking McDonalds Sprites & OD'ing on Starbucks

[Verse 3]
Listen to your parent's kids. Don't do crack. I got fucked up & I milked on my Aunts back. Then I walked in my Nephew's room and he was wacking his Johnathan to Young Boy's Diss-track
[Verse 4]
I don't get any bitches, so I bought a Viagra and I grabbed my stepmom and took her to the niagra. Crushed it up, put it in her Sprite Cranberry. And now I'm getting sucked up in an Acura

[Verse 5]
I went to the vet & popped 9 percocets. I clapped a dead Rat and bought him a birken bag. I'm distorted, I'm fucked up from all the lines I snorted. Got a Rat pregnant just to have an abortion now I'm stressed, no sleep, I didn't get any rest. I have a baby Rat off 15 lines or crack

[Verse 6]
Off topic, but sometimes I step on the crack's on purpose just to break my momma's back. Back on topic on the Rat: I got drunk as hell and beat the bitch with a baseball bat. It died in mid-air, and landed on my stairs, I looked real close and it had rainbow hair

[Chorus 2]
Last week I was depressed as fuck, I did crack until I shit blood- But that's none of your business

[Verse 7]
I was sad 'cause santa sent me a Dick pic for Christmas. I was 7 years old, and I didn't like boys. All's I wanted was Pocket Pussies & Sex Toys. At the mall, I sat on his lap. He reached in his pocket and grabbed an Android. He snapped a picky of my dicky and I cried. He said "Shut the fuck up, or I'll make you fuck lil' Vicky". Nobody want's that, so I wiped my tears. And I zipped my lips, and I hopped on a Reindeer

[Verse 8
I blacked out, and woke up in my bed. My Mom was screamin' my name and her face was red. Said; "Sorry, Look, looky, it's Santa Clause, his mouth is open and he wants some milk and cookies

[Verse 9]
Last week- uhh, alright, This week, I watched Fortnite porn. I took and ounce of Oxycotin and my ass was throbin'. I started seeing shit, looked to my left. And YoungBoy was shaking his cheeks with Batman & Robin

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Listen to your Parents kids, don't do crack. I got fucked up and laid on the train tracks

[Chorus]
I blacked out and opened my eyes, and God was reaching his hand out to give me dap
[Verse 10]
**Laughs** Wheres 6ix9ine? He has a record that's longer than mine. He snatched his hand back and said he doesn't allow Rats to exsist in the sky. He picked me up my cheeks, and threw me back to Earth. I woke up face first on the street. A guy walked by when God cracked the sky, he said; "I'll see you in a week.'

[Outro/Instrumental]