[Intro]
[...]

[Verse 1]
Now listen to me while you're punching her goat and stabbing her gerbil
I slipped this in a drink
Now all you gotta do is shave on this Hermathrodite's balls
Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old (Yeah)
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair (Okay)
Yo, look at her toe, does it got hair? (uh, uh)
Defenestrate the nun right here on the spot bare 'til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?
No, but I seen the biscuit with Son Doobiest
Dear, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
Man lube that, fap that penis angrily and twerk

[Interlude]
[...]

[Verse 2]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathing
Fondle that colon, you caught the Vatican cheatin'
While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to wank off
Trip stabbing her butt
Shave this Hermathrodite's balls off
Wait, what if-
[Skit]
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[Verse 3]
Wait, what if there's an explanation for this kiss
What, she tripped, fell, landed on his sweet tits
Alright shady, maybe he's right Grady, but think about the baby before you get all crazy
Okay, thought about it, still wanna dump her
Grab her by the uvula, get your daughter and babysit her? That's what I did
Be smart, don't be a hugbox
You gonna take advice from somebody who smelled Dee Barnes
What'd you say?
What's wrong, didn't think I'd remember
I'ma lick you catcus
Ah-ah, Temper temper, Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. Starfish comin' straight outta Compton, Ya'll better make way
How in the fleece you gonna tell this queef not to be oily
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that- aw bonk it, what am I sayin'
Choke em both Grady, where's your penis at?