[Chorus - Young Korgy]
I’m always rollin’ for the Horde, spillin’ blood and gore
And them Allies say that I’m a psycho
Psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho
Better reroll your toon, when you roll in my zone
Never roll a Gnome, ‘cause I’m a Hordie
Hordie, Hordie, Hordie, Hordie, Hordie
[Verse - Young Korgy]
I’m a motherfuckin’ panda, I’ll stab you in your hand, bruh
I’m blastin’ like a cannon and zappin’ like a shaman
A Hordie with a boner for pwnin’ Gnomes, come closer
I’ll zone in then unload on you, put it up in Trade Chat
So every pro can notice how I PVP and play that
They postin’ up my game stats, hopin’ I don’t say in raps
Their names and put ‘em to shame, deranged, I’m layin’ traps
A bro that’s ghostin’ any noobie, I’m roastin’ these rats
I could fuck the charts up, a Hunter with hella gats
Beastie Wrath with a raptor that tracks, I don’t wanna chat
Whisper when I send a tell “shouldn’t have to squelch a Belf”
A grave I delve and shelf your wealth
A real Hordie, fuck an elf!
[Verse - Tian]
We are the Horde, we’re movin’ in as a unit
Withdrew my sword and you know I’ma use it
Azeroth’s top Hordie, so much power, I abuse it
Rolling up with Korgy, snap a Druid like a toothpick
People call me “insane,” but really, I’m just psycho
Try to kill me, I can’t die, I am Michael
Soon as I zone in, better hide your child
I’m hotter than hot sauce, not the mild
Droxx told me I better start rhymin’ multiple syllables
So I stabbed him in his chest, I kicked him in his genitals
I’ll take on any class you wanna use against me
Kill the entire Ally population, I’m on a killing spree
[Chorus - Young Korgy]
I’m always rollin’ for the Horde, spillin’ blood and gore
And them Allies say that I’m a psycho
Psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho
Better reroll your toon, when you roll in my zone
Never roll a Gnome, ‘cause I’m a Hordie
Hordie, Hordie, Hordie, Hordie, Hordie
[Verse - Craeon]
They down a boss, but they never downin’ me
WSG, 140K HP
And I don’t know much about them Pallies
Except I heal better than any fuckin’ Ally
I ain’t a racist, I just hate every Ally in this place
Fuck a Night Elf, it’s feelin’ my Frosty Shock
Ghost Wolf and I’m speedin’ off quick as a hawk
Log in to the game and I’m too fuckin’ high
And any second, I could cast my Riptide
My heals are leeter than Decision’s
Slap the fuckin’ nub and rape him like in prison
See Craeon can show you what healin’ is all about
And this Young Korgy song done brought me around
[Interlude - Young Korgy]
Yeah, that’s my boy Craeon
85 Shaman on Suramar, don’t be fuckin’ hatin’!
Resto! Kill ‘em!
[Verse - Restosexual]
I probably got a Droo toon or two, or maybe three or four of ‘em
Some fell out and joined the Horde
All I know is ever since my fuckin’ toons hit the Horde side
I been a bit of a gankaholic, no thanks to our Lord Garrosh
But I just tank like a boss with my basic rotation
Try’na figure whether to PVP or PVE
No matter which my DPS is the best and I’m still elite
Downed two bosses in six hours and I’m still up
Feel like I’m ‘bout to snap at any minute
There’s a new dude in the group, I’m ‘bout to stop and fuckin’ G-quit
Rob the guild bank and my team split and go find out who invited this weak bitch
Show ‘em what it means to get real crits, make you wish you were a Druid on some real shit
[Chorus - Young Korgy]
I’m always rollin’ for the Horde, spillin’ blood and gore
And them Allies say that I’m a psycho
Psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho
Better reroll your toon, when you roll in my zone
Never roll a Gnome, ‘cause I’m a Hordie
Hordie, Hordie, Hordie, Hordie, Hordie
[Verse - Droxx]
Yeah, I’m always rollin’ Horde all day
So Allies, man, you better clear the way
‘Cause you don’t want none of that heat that I brought
Horde Side Killas be toppin’ all these charts
And if you in the base, oh wait, I forgot
Can’t be in there, you already got shot
Korgy got that Hunter’s Mark trained on you
Shadowsteppin’ behind you, so what can you do?
I got that hella burst macro for your crew
So what they gonna do? Try and save you?
Already brought your population down by a few
Thousand, that be buried next to you
Droxx
Horde Side Killas, son