[Intro]
I'd like to kiss ya but I'm quarantined
I got to keep my lips off the scene
'Cause there ain't no cure for me
I prolly ought to lay down and die

I long to hug you and to hold you tight
But I gotta wait 14 nights
Influenza's got a hold of me
I'd like to kiss you but I'm quarantined

[Verse 1]
The doctor told me this morning
Go on and seal yourself away
From the little gal you been lovin'
That's the orders of the day

[Chorus]
I'd like to kiss ya but I'm quarantined
I got to keep my lips off the scene
'Cause there ain't no cure for me
I prolly ought to lay down and die
I long to hug you and to hold you tight

But I gotta wait 14 nights
Influenza's got a hold of me
I'd like to kiss you but I'm quarantined
[Verse 2]
I'd love to take ya out dancin'
Where all the rowdy people go
But I can't take my chances
One little cough could kill us all

[Chorus 2]
I'd like to hug ya
I'd like to kiss ya but I'm quarantined
I got to keep my lips off the scene
For there ain't no cure for me
I prolly ought to lay down and die

I long to hug you and to hold you tight
But I gotta wait 14 nights
Influenza's got a hold of me
I'd like to kiss you but I'm quarantined

[Bridge]
Shine, but if it don't make me no difference
What's the disease?
'Cause if I can't find me no lovin'
Let me fall on my knees and forego all decrees from the CDC

[Chorus 3[
I'd like to kiss ya but I'm quarantined
I got to these lips off the scene
'Cause there ain't no cure for me
I prolly ought to lay down and die
I long to hug you and to hold you tight
But I gotta wait 14 nights
Influenza's got a hold of me
I'd like to kiss you but I'm quarantined

[Outro]
I'd like to love ya but I'm quarantined
I'd like to hug ya but I'm quarantined
I'd like f—friend ya but I'm quarantined