[Intro]
Bouncer: R... R... How do you spell it? Raciste? Nope, I'm sorry, your name is not on the list
Bodyguard: Step aside! Step aside!
Guest: No-no-no, it's cool. They're with me

[Caroline Polachek]
I spotted you in Sean John at the Spring and Summer sample sale
The overstock of oversize made you look so thin and pale
Where has we met before? Balenciaga show?
Backstage in Paris or face-hunting in Milan, oooh, let's go

[Kool A.D.]
I'm at the fashion party, I'm wearing fashion clothes
I'm putting fashionable powders up inside my nose
Looking at these fashion friends, tryna make them fashion ends
Tryna touch that fashion paper, like they was fashion pens
I'm like a fountain pen, I look like mountain men
But I'm not a mountain man, I'm a fucking mountain, man
I fuck with fashion trends, my trends are fashion forward
Two dollar jeans and Gucci visors from the dollar store

[Heems]
Garbage bags, Lanvin, why you call it 'Lan-vin'?
People very educated out here in the Hamptons
Yes I'm tan, and Taliban chic
Shorty said I look like a Taliban freak
Mr. Tally Man told me I'm bananas last week
I'm Heems, working on a line with Khalif
Let's freak, highest thread counts on my sheet
Ain't I seen you at that fashion party last week?
I'm at a fashion party, I'm wear-ing fashion clothes
I'm wearing fashion fabrics, everyone in fashion knows
I'm smoking ganja weed
(But dog, what about the Janjaweed?)
Yo the Pope wear Prada, the Devil wear Prada
I can't be bothered, I'm tryin to holla!
[Hook: Caroline Polachek]
I see London, I see France
Where'd you get yourself those pants?
I can't tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance
Hot pink and acid green, all dressed up like Halloween
Can't tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine
(She's a model and she's ooh, looking good)
I got the cameras flashin'
Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion

[Kool A.D.]
Next is bed and breakfast
Carmel, Michel Foucault, Michelle ma belle
Yup, Western medicine
Lobster, steak, and venison
Wafer thin crackers, famous actors
Duck confit, Pinot Grigio
Hummus with miso, scallop piece-io
So freaky-deaky, so fashion fashion

[Caroline]
I'll take a five zero CK one
And make a two three sport
Tell the interns to shut the Dior
Studded, beaded, slip-on flats
With high-top low-rise ankle wraps
Mulberry, periwinkle, beige, ecru
Eggplant, mustard, midnight blue
Tie-dye laced with leather trim
Musky sport cologne for him
[Hook: Caroline Polachek]
I see London, I see France
Where'd you get yourself those pants?
I can't tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance
(I'm trying to dance)
Hot pink and acid green
All dressed up like Halloween
Can't tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine
(She's a model and she's ooh, looking good)
(Fashion party)
I got the cameras flashin'
Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion

[Bridge]
She's a model and she's ooh, looking good
She's a model Baby, she's a model
She's a model and she's ooh, looking good
(Tell them what I am!)
He's a model and he's ooh looking-ooh looking
He's a model h-h-he's a model
She's a model and she's ooh, looking good
She's a model and he's ooh, looking ooh, looking

[Hook: Caroline Polachek]
I see London, I see France
Where'd you get yourself those pants?
I can't tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance
Hot pink and acid green
All dressed up like Halloween
Can't tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine
(She's a model and she's ooh, looking good)
(She's a model)
I got the cameras flashin'
Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion
[Kool A.D.]
Barbizon, Louis Vitton
Todd Solondz, André Breton
Aime Cesaire, I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear

[Hook: Caroline Polachek]
I see London, I see France
Where'd you get yourself those pants?
I can't tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance
Hot pink and acid green
All dressed up like Halloween
Can't tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine
(She's a model and she's ooh, looking good)
(She's a model)
I got the cameras flashin'
Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion