[CANDACE]
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

I just wanna bust my bros
More than you could ever know
Give it to me soon
All I want for Christmas is…

...for my mom to see the truth
Yeah

[CANDACE, STACY/JENNY]
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's one thing I’m wishing for (Just one)
A holiday that's free of chaos
Robot dogs and dinosaurs

I don't want to see their faces
On a comet up in space (Ahh)
I can't even see shoelaces
Without visceral disgrace

I just want a new regime (Ooh)
Free of all their harebrained schemes
I'm long overdue
[CANDACE, STACY, & JENNY]
All I want for Christmas is the truth
Ooh, baby

[CANDACE, STACY/JENNY]
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
Just onе thing to seal my fate (Just one)
I'd takе it over Bettys tickets
Or misprint Ducky Momo plates

I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick

[CANDACE, spoken]
Bwahaha, letters to Santa?!

[CANDACE, STACY/JENNY]
I’ll just spend every waking minute (Ahh)
Watching them till it does the trick

I just want my mom to see (Ooh)
The root of my absurdity
I’ll prove I'm not a loon

[CANDACE, STACY, & JENNY]
All I want for Christmas is the truth
Ooh, baby
[STACY]
Oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere

[CANDACE]
And the smell of revelation fills the air

[JENNY]
And everyone is singing

[CANDACE]
My busting sense is tingling

[CANDACE, STACY/JENNY]
Santa, if you’re there, can't you give a girl a chance? (Yeah, yeah)
Cause I'm just so over this song and dance (Yeah!)

[CANDACE, STACY/JENNY]
Oh, I don't think it’s too self-centered
Really it's a mutual gain (Ahh)
Mom would save so much on her phone bill
Without getting calls all day

Oh, I just wanna the end this reign (Ooh)
Four seasons of emotional pain
Maybe in the reboot
[CANDACE, STACY, & JENNY]
Baby, all I want for Christmas

[CANDACE, STACY/JENNY]
Is… Truth (Ooh, baby)

[CANDACE, STACY, & JENNY]
All I want for Christmas is the truth, baby
All I want for Christmas is the truth, baby
All I want for Christmas is the truth, baby

[CANDACE, spoken]
Also, about that rare misprinted Ducky Momo commemorative plate. I know I said I'd rather have my brothers get busted, but you know, if you can't make that happen, I'll take the plate. Or the extremely rare Ducky Momo first-edition-green-pupil variant with a left-handed pull chord? Either of those would be fine. I'm not picky. Oh, also I saw these super cute earrings at the mall. The purple ones with white tips? A solid fourth choice. Or - *hearing a noise* - WAIT a minute. Mo-om!