[Chorus]
Buckle up, it's a time, yeah, your fame is on the line
They are dealing with a lot of pressure all the fucking time
Spam your hearts, spam your hate, call them losers, call them greats
Make a stupid thread discussing why your team's the best to date
Buckle up, it's a time, yeah, your fame is on the line
They're dealing with a lot of pressure all the fucking time
Spam your hearts, spam your hates, call them losers, call thеm greats
Make a stupid thread discussing why your tеam's the best to date

[Verse 1]
Red Rabbits, Yellow Yaks, Cyan Creepers, that's a fact
Is it Llamas? Is it Bats? What's their current MC stats?
Green Guardians, Axolotls, holy shit, just pass the bottle
There's a lot of people in here but they're probably just D-tier
Purple Pandas and the Parrots, they will all just get embarrassed
I left Ocelots in last, 'cause I don't know what rhymes with that
There are ten teams, forty people, and we're gonna have some fun
Oh my God, all Twitter's fighting because they've never seen the sun before

[Interlude]
"Now in the spirit of what every MCC is, I'm not gonna end this song without shit talking every single team member, and every other team that isn't mine. Just kidding, I mention mine too, but I'm gonna skip some people 'cause I don't know everyone in this competition."

[Verse 2]
Dream has clients, Sapnap's sighing, Michael's busy running ads
I am dogshit, I have never even played MC like that
Punz fell off, Sparklez cursed, Jack is really fucking bald
Seapeekay, stick to your bedwars; guys, just end the Discord call
TommyInnit will not win it, Ph1LzA's back is cracking hard
Connor, stick to BTTV; Fundy's playing from his yard
Scott's played all the games already, Wisp, but he's not really good
5up went, ripped off a soda; AntFrost, just Alt+F4, dude
Wilbur's using fast food WiFi as his internet connection
Ranboo's busy farming subs, Tubbo's team won't take the dub
TapL, ring the bell, CaptainPuffy thinks she'll win
I give Niki "A" for effort but the chance she'll win is thin
[Chorus]
Buckle up, it's a time, yeah, your fame is on the line
They are dealing with a lot of pressure all the fucking time
Spam your hearts, spam your hate, call them losers, call them greats
Make a stupid thread discussing why your team is the best- wait
Buckle up, it's a time, yeah, your fame is on the line
They are dealing with a lot of pressure all the fucking time
Spam your hearts, spam your hates, call them losers, call them greats
Make a stupid thread discussing why your team is the best- wait

[Post-Chorus]
This is show, hope you know that we're playing a block game
If you're mad at a performance, no one cares about your claims
We're just havin' fun, we're just havin' fun
We're just havin' fun, we're just havin' fun
Just kidding, my team is gonna shit on everyone else

[Outro]
"My team is gonna win, this is winner's POV and there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing you could ever fucking do about it, my team is going to crush it."