It's finally my favorite time of year
Lighting up the world with joy and cheer
The magic of the holidays is here

Did you know that aliens have evolved past needing presents?
Well, here's yours!
Forget evolution!
Presents rule!

Counting days until mid 'cember
A feast that we'll always remember
We fill our paws on Santler Claws
And hope that he surrenders

It might not be spooky season
But we still got a real good reason
To summon spells from wishing wells
For cocoa free of demons

Oh, dreidel dreidel dreidel
Yes, aren't we all so lucky?
That we got lights for all eight nights
So we can look at Bucky!

Oh baby, it's Z-mas
No better time to be us
Yeah, my Z-mas style
Will make them smile
The magic lasts forever
Oh baby, it's Z-mas
Love and joy is great
This one will be prestigious
I got to celebrate!
Love and cheer
The party of the year
The Holly Jolly Zolidays are here
Z-mas, Z-mas, Z-mas, yeah