[Intro]
No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs
(Great John on the beat, by the way)
Hello there
If you ever need a Perc
You call the 1-800-Perky-Man
No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs
('Mello made it right)

[Chorus: Sleepy Hallow]
Are you friends with the Perky man?
I'm friends with the Perky man
Are you friends with the Perky man?
I'm friends with the Perky man
Are you friends with the Perky man?
'Cause I'm friends with the Perky man
Are you friends with the Perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man

[Post-Chorus: Mikey Bands]
Are you on drugs?
'Cause I'm on drugs
Do you want drugs?
'Cause I want drugs
[Verse: Jay Bezzy]
I take half a Perc' just to brighten my day
Take two more and best believe I'm gon' escape
I take tens, twenties, thirties, they not fake
All these Percs is 'bout to make me go to space

[Chorus: Sleepy Hallow & Mikey Bands]
Are you friends with the Perky man?
I'm friends with the Perky man
Are you friends with the Perky man?
I'm friends with the Perky man
Are you friends with the Perky man?
'Cause I'm friends with the Perky man
Are you friends with the Perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man (Are you on drugs?)
Are you friends with the Perky man? ('Cause I'm on drugs)
I'm friends with the Perky man (Do you want drugs?)
Are you friends with the Perky man? ('Cause I want drugs)
I'm friends with the Perky man (Are you on drugs?)
Are you friends with the Perky man? ('Cause I'm on drugs)
I'm friends with the Perky man (Do you want drugs?)
Are you friends with the Perky man? ('Cause I want drugs)
I'm friends with the Perky man

[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
Are you friends with the Perky man?
I'm friends with the Perky man
Are you friends with the Perky man?
I'm friends with the Perky man
Are you friends with the Perky man?
'Cause I'm friends with the Perky man
Are you friends with the Perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man

[Outro]
No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs