[Verse 1: Monika (Shellah)]
Been watching in plain sight, can’t leave a backdoor from this
I didn't expect Skrillex and Yuri to have a kid
Disable heroes whilst you can, 'cause you can’t get rid of me
I’ll fail your missions and erase you just like your identity
Deleting your every trace is the objective I’ll claim
The only thing you’re good for is a fat nerd’s guessing game
I’m used to punishing nerds, a straight digital domina
Vinny, just end it now. Who's the winner? Just Monika
[Verse 2: Sombra (Elsie Lovelock)]
Orphaned from the start, not giving the government hell
All you did was make a game, just to go and cuck yourself
Now that Sombra’s online, I’ll make your “Doki Doki” Panic
Doesn’t take a poem writer to stop me from hacking the planet
You're not worth wasting time with for the small price of free
I couldn't get better lyrics paying for D-DLC
Your nature’s so predictable, and every inch of it is lame
You killed your fellow club members, yet still no play of the game
[Verse 3: Monika (Shellah)]
You anonymous reject, you're more like a Poodlecorp
This ain’t an Omnic Crisis, this is a real war
With your childish schemes, how can you expect to take me
When you foiled your mission to ruin Volskaya Industries?
You're better off without these rhymes, give a blank verse a try
Just looking at your get up, you could blind my third eye
Say Sayo-nara to your backstory, Yuri’s wounds go deeper
Come between me and the player and you'll meet the real Reaper
[Verse 4: Sombra (Elsie Lovelock)]
You're Dan Salvato’s second favorite Project next to M
I'll banish this fake thot who ruined her only friends
Self centered menace, responsible for Yuri’s penance
Style so basic, Natsuki pukes at your presence
Looks like you're the true D.va, though I have the gun in hand
And I’ll make sure to make your Literature Club disband
I'll leave you hanging with the trash like Sayori’s noose, tied
Bienvenido a Los muertos, do I win a prize?