Original Cast of 36 Questions
We Both
[JUDITH]
When I was with you I was real
When I was with you I could be myself
When I was with you I didn't feel
Lost, confused or frightened
Or scared to be who I am
When I was with you I was real

We both think you look great in a head sweater
We both enjoy an empty cafe
We both are actual human beings to waiters
We both are not totally straight

None of that changes
None of that has changed

(spoken)
Okay?

[JASE, spoken]
Okay

[JUDITH]
We both like drinking hot tea in warm weather
We both like playing guitar
We both like when you tell me the plots of bad movies
We both forget our card at the bar almost always
When I was with you I was real
When I was with you I could be myself
When I was with you I was real

Like as real as my retainer
That I left at your house one time
When I am with you I am real

(spoken)
Now, do you remember what I said the first time we did the questions? About my perfect day?

[JASE, spoken]
Yes. You said that tomorrow could be the perfect day if we let it be. That's not the kind of answer you forget, especially when the person answering it is wearing a low-cut blouse

[JUDITH, spoken]
You thinking about my blouse?

[JASE, spoken]
I'm remembering it. Do you remember my answer?

[JUDITH, spoken]
Hmm… with broad strokes. Picnic in the park with your family. Mini-muffin basket for lunch. Everyone getting together under a big blanket and watching the entire third season of The Office

[JASE, spoken]
Still true
[JUDITH, spoken]
And I'd still wanna be there with you

(Flipping pages)

Question 5. "When was the last time you sang to yourself? To someone else?"

[JASE, spoken]
This afternoon. To Henry

[JUDITH, spoken]
What about to yourself?

[JASE, spoken]
He only stayed for half

[JUDITH, spoken]
The last time I sang was on my way over here in the car

[JASE, spoken]
You sang?! What did you sing?

[JUDITH]
Oh, I'm gonna die out here

[JASE, spoken]
Oh, that hit. I forgot about that one
[JUDITH, spoken]
And I think that counts as me singing to someone else. Ask me the next one

[JASE, spoken]
Question 6. "If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?"

[JUDITH, spoken]
Do you remember my answer?

[JASE, spoken]
Body. Do you remember mine?

[JUDITH, spoken]
Mind. See? Nothing has changed. We're still a good half-sexy team. Question 7. "Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?" You said that you thought you were gonna die in your car, but you weren't sure how

[JASE, spoken]
Right? And you said that you weren't afraid of death

[JUDITH, spoken]
And I'm still not. I'm only afraid of dying alone. Read the next one

[JASE, spoken]
Question 8. "Name 3 things you and your partner appear to have in common."

[JUDITH, spoken]
Easy

(sung)
We both are super good at Settlers of Catan
We both become monsters when we lose
We both think we have the best worst name for a band
We both check Twitter for our news

(spoken)
There's 4

[JASE]
We both say the other is better at cooking
We both hate that kitchen island we built
We both need a glass of water on the bedside table
We both recycle purely out of guilt

[BOTH]
We both have dreams much bigger than ourselves
We both think that's how to live
We both put up a fight for all the right reasons
And we both eventually give

[JASE]
I tried so hard to separate
Who you are from who you were
But now I'm reevaluating
How similar you are to her

You have the same voice
And the same cadence when you speak
If I close my eyes
You still sound to me like Natalie[JUDITH]
When I was with you I was real
When I was with you I could be myself[JASE]
Am I in love with Natalie?
Or who's right in front of me?[BOTH]
When I am with you I can feel
Shivers running down my spine
Your skin close to mine
It's like my 5 senses make my heart defenseless

With you[JUDITH]
When I am with you I am real
When I am with you I am actually too real
When I am with you everything feels[JASE]
With you
With you
 
With you[BOTH]
So real