[Verse 1]
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat and drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock, it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

[Chorus]
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys

[Verse 2]
You're so sad, maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny, you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you
I'm so mean 'cause I cannot get you out of your head
I'm so angry 'cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup, and
[Chorus]
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even...

[Breakdown]
Hey, oh yeah
Give it to me
Oh, you're so...

[Bridge]
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

[Chorus]
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even, oh, yeah
Oh, baby
[Saxophone Solo]

[Chorus]
Hey
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like...
Penis
Thanks!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Outro]
Thank you!