[Verse 1]
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

[Chorus]
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like

[Breakdown]
Hey, oh!
Woah-oh, oh
La la la, la la la, oh
La la la, do-do-do-bah-bah-bah
La la la, do-do-do-da-da-day
You're so gay, you're so gay
Do-do-do-bah-bah-bah
Do-do-do-da-da-day
[Bridge]
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull them down and there’s really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

[Final Chorus]
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
Oh, no no no no no no no
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like... penis