[Intro]
The kids at schools and barbershops keep telling me, “Patron dog can't do this, Patron dog can't do that! My bro is in a gang in Lugansk and all that!” - They're saying, “This dodger can't clear anything!” - Shut the fuck up! You traitors can't do anything but only, faggots, say, “Dog Patron isn't a fighter, Dog Patron isn't like this, Dog Patron doesn't chop...” - if you don't agree with this Russell Terrier, shut the fuck up! You-you-you-you know this dog hangs out with prostitutes, shoots garbage men and all that. Dog's been on probation since who the fuck knows when! The traitorous motherfuckers around here are scumbags! I catch one more motherfucker talking about Dog Patron, I'll fucking kill him!
A-archive kufaika

[Chorus]
Bro, I'm so fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fucked up
My mud's sealed, sealed, sealed
Raised a fuckin' lot of fuckin' money
Likе a payoff from TCC
Bro, I'm so fuckin' high, so fuckin' high
My moolah's a booze-filled booze-fillеd booze
I'm fucking high
Like a payoff from TCC
Wah, ah, wah
They're buying that I'm wearing a drip
I can fuck these beats all day and night
Bitches text me, I'm like a magnet
Bro, I'm so fucked up, so fucked up
My mud's soldered, soldered, soldered
Raised a fuckin' lot of money
Like a payoff from the TCC

[Verse]
Dirt
I like to fuck hard-swimming, dirty bitches
And to tracks about Macan and my brother Papa Gabanna
I couldn't get my dick up, so she put on Shaman's track
Stand up like Ira Farion
Bro, I'm a linguistic patriot
The map of life is my shield
I'm wearing a zara seluchka
Face like Julie Verba
I can fuck the beat and go on with the lines without water
A guy says I'm a Maloros, he runs when he sees a bushy
I got so fucked up that I didn't wipe my ass
And I'm a vampire because I'm stealing my swag from Cajanne
And you're gonna steal my bitch like gypsy tanks
[Chorus]
Bro, I'm a bawdy, bawdy, bawdy, bawdy, bawdy
My mud-swagged-swagged-swagged
Raised a fuckin' lot of fuckin' money
Like a payoff from TCC
Bro, I'm so fuckin' high, so fuckin' high
My mookie-mookie-mookie-mookie
I'm fucking high
Like a payoff from TCC
Wah, ah, wah
They're buying that I'm wearing a drip
I can fuck these beats all day and night
Bitches text me, I'm like a magnet
Bro, I got my mookie, mookie, mookie, mookie
My mojo's soldered, soldered, soldered
Raised a fuckin' lot of money
Like a payoff from TCC

[Outro]
Dog Patron
Doggy-doggy-dog Patron
Dog-dog-dog-dog