[Verse 1]
I’ve been told to say
Have a happy holiday!
“Merry Christmas” is offensive
Santa clause is gay!
Your naughty if your white
Or male, or if your straight
Tom MacDonalds dropping a new video Friday

[Chorus]
Oh, grow some balls, grow some balls
She, him, her, them, they
Grow some balls, grow some balls
New video Friday
Oh, grow some balls, grow some balls
Nobody is safe
Grow some balls, grow some balls
New video Friday