Let's light a blunt while I'm fucking all these bitches man
And you know what it is man, cause I'm the man
My name is Tom MacDonald, you can call me the son of LeeAnn, man

I'm lighting up another blunt while I'm fucking bitches
You know me, always lighting blunts and fucking bitches
Yeah, this is Tom MacDonald, yeah
My name is Tom MacDonald

And I'm lighting blunts and fucking bitches
Yeah, because sex, drugs, and rap are all I know
How to do, yeah, you can find it on Facebook
My big fat dick, yeah

I can't believe I'm doing this shit man
It's hard to believe it
I cannot even conceive it, man

Because I'm a famous rapper
Yeah, I'm gonna be a famous rapper
I can promise you that
I will give up all my blunts
If I become famous
Because I bet in the future
I won't need em anymore
Because I'll have money elsewhere
And I'll be very happy, yeah
I even got more face tats man, look
This one says "HOG" under my lips
Because it's where I put my hogs, that's right
Cause I'm Tom, and I'm sucking dick, man

I can't believe this shit, man
I need another blunt, yeah

This is the coolest shit ever man
There's this other guy that tries to do what I do
But he can't, man
Cause he ain't got the Canadian swag like me, man

Yeah, I think this is the real shit
Hell yeah, man
Ain't nobody gonna do this shit like I do
Aw yeah listen to that beat!
I'm a self produced rapper man
I produce all this shit by myself
I'm not dragging in loops at all
You gotta believe me on that one
Yeah

Sex, drugs, and rap are what I know best
Sex, drugs, and rap are what I know best
Sex, drugs, and rap are what I know best
Sex, drugs, and rap are what I know best
Yeahhhhh