Everyone says money can't buy happiness
And so far in my life, I'll agree
But it seems a lot more comfortable to cry in a Lamborghini
But one day while you're driving down the 5
The earth splits open and all of us die
At least we're all together and this time it's forever
And all we have to pass the time
Is you, and them, and me and the reckoning!

You might get to sleep forever in a 24 karat casket
Covered up in dirt from a place you can't pronounce
Headstone so big evеn astronauts can see
The only thing you'll never gеt to die with is dignity

Most of life we're sitting on a bench
And we know the bird above us is gonna, you know
Well some days we move and others we just yell. (Just go ahead, everyone else does)
I think I'd rather have bad luck than have no luck at all
I'd rather be alive than half a dozen feet below
And things will never go back to the way they were before
Because I don't think this world wants us on it anymore
I don't think this world wants us on it anymore

And subtlety isn't everyone's cup of tea;
Some of us prefer a little whiskey
But it's your life, you're the only one that has to lose it
And we might never get to see inside a 24 karat casket
Hopefully we had a damn good life while we had it
Headstone so small no one will ever read
But hopefully if we're lucky we'll die with dignity