[Intro]
You're a professional, at all things lying
Fake teardrops on the floor, 'scuse me for sighing
Oo-la oo-la follow me while I play the world's smallest violin
While I play the world's smallest violin

[Verse 1]
It's heartbreak city baby ain't my vibe (No, no, no)
Don't mean to be rude, but sorry, bye
Bring on the waterworks and soar me skies
Ain't gonna rain on my parade tonight

[Verse 2]
Go and cry a river if you like (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm too busy soaking up the lights
You did a symphony of sweet little lies
Has played my heart strings for the very last time

[Chorus]
You're a professional, at all things lying
Fake teardrops on the floor, 'scuse me for sighing
Oo-la oo-la follow me while I play the world's smallest violin
While I play the world's smallest violin
Oo-la oo-la follow me while I play the world's smallest violin

[Verse 3]
Used to keep emotions running high
Now in an IDGAF state of mind
Not complicated I don't sympathize
With little boys who kick and scream all night
[Bridge]
Like ooh, now that I'm good
You don't wanna talk about how you're good
You don't need better
Your heart is severed
So broken off and misunderstood
But I know

[Chorus]
You're a professional, at all things lying
Fake teardrops on the floor, 'scuse me for sighing
Oo-la oo-la follow me while I play the world's smallest violin
While I play the world's smallest violin

[Outro]
While I play the world's smallest violin
While I play the world's smallest violin oh
While I play the world's smallest