Alan Menken & Glenn Slater
Ain’t It The Truth (Reprise)
[TYRONE]
You think I'm scared of some knuckle-draggers?
Brother, please!
These wops ain't no better than I

[JESSE]
They are dumber than a lumpa
Mozzarella cheese
And greasy as a pizza pie!

[TYRONE]
Ah, they mama smell like garlic

[JESSE]
And they daddy's alcoholic

[JESSE & TYRONE]
And they sister's got a fat mustache!

[JESSE]
They talk tough

[TYRONE]
But it's baloney

[JESSE]
'Cause they soft as macaroni

[JESSE & TYRONE]
Just punk-ass immigrant trash!

[JESSE]
Oh!

[JESSE & TYRONE]
And that's the truth!

[TYRONE]
You know it, every word is true

[JESSE & TYRONE]
And that's the truth!

[JESSE]
Ain't scared what some dumb wops'll do

[TYRONE]
No way that I'll surrender
To some jive spaghetti-bender

[JESSE]
The dagos want some action
We'll put all of 'em in traction

[JESSE & TYRONE]
Them guinea sons-a-bitches
Gonna need a dozen stitches!
And that's the truth!