Alan Menken & Glenn Slater
Ain’t It The Truth (Reprise)
[TYRONE]
You think I'm scared of some knuckle-draggers?
Brother, please!
These wops ain't no better than I
[JESSE]
They are dumber than a lumpa
Mozzarella cheese
And greasy as a pizza pie!
[TYRONE]
Ah, they mama smell like garlic
[JESSE]
And they daddy's alcoholic
[JESSE & TYRONE]
And they sister's got a fat mustache!
[JESSE]
They talk tough
[TYRONE]
But it's baloney
[JESSE]
'Cause they soft as macaroni
[JESSE & TYRONE]
Just punk-ass immigrant trash!
[JESSE]
Oh!
[JESSE & TYRONE]
And that's the truth!
[TYRONE]
You know it, every word is true
[JESSE & TYRONE]
And that's the truth!
[JESSE]
Ain't scared what some dumb wops'll do
[TYRONE]
No way that I'll surrender
To some jive spaghetti-bender
[JESSE]
The dagos want some action
We'll put all of 'em in traction
[JESSE & TYRONE]
Them guinea sons-a-bitches
Gonna need a dozen stitches!
And that's the truth!