[Intro]
My balls are on fire

[Chorus]
Living like Larry
Woke up in the morning
Check the paper like I’m eighty
I feel like Stephen King
Leave you bloody like Carrie
I’m off the fuckin’ cheese pack
Feeling like Jerry

[Verse]
Smoking straight barnacle
I just found some shrooms
I’m boutta cry in my apartment
I just found some shrooms
I’m boutta fuck up these Legos
I just found some shrooms
I’m boutta start a fuckin’ pyramid scheme
And sell my catalogue to Bezos

[Verse]
Dripping like the Amazon forest
I feel like Forrest Gump the way I’m tourin’
I’m all around the world
I’m nevеr home
I’m never snorin’
You say you hatе my music
What the fuck are you snortin’?
[Verse]
Horton hears a bitch
And I will slap the Goofy out your ass like Will Smith
You better Donald Duck before I hit you in your hip
I got clever lyrics
But y’all ain’t readin’ SHIT!

[Verse]
That’s alright, just stream my music, make me rich
Everytime you play a song, my dick grows an inch
I’m slanging fuckin’ features like it’s crack rock
Come get a sniff

[Chorus]
Living like Larry
Woke up in the morning
Check the paper like I’m eighty
I feel like Stephen King
Leave you bloody like Carrie
I’m off the fuckin’ cheese pack
Feeling like Jerry

[Verse]
Smoking straight Barnacle Boy
Born in Illinois
And I will die in Illinois
I’m John Candy in his last movie
Pull up like it’s all groovy
Hit the block like Stewart Little-
Do y’all remember Stewart Little?
[Bridge]
Getting cheese like Stewart Little
In New York like Stewart Little
Find me another rapper rhyming Stewart Little with Stewart Little
That mouse had a THOUSAND bitches
He just didn’t talk about it
And the CGI in that movie was pretty good con-
You know, it was pretty good for 1999
You should check it out when you have a chance

[Verse]
This is not coworker music, I’m unemployed
Been rapping for a minute, think I need an award
Pull up to the Grammys in a Honda Accord
I’m getting bread like it’s communion
Homie, thank the Lord

[Outro: Jacob Jones]
I love my job
I love smoking cigarettes
I love drinking alcohol
And I love, well
Smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol every single day
As my job
Well, I don’t drink alcohol every single day
But, I do smoke cigarettes every single day