[Verse 1]
Eyes are watching from the skies
You're not alone at night
Shield your faces from the skies
We're not alone

Lights are falling from the sky
They call to me and I can't help but blindly follow at once
I am pulled into the sky revealing such a sight
That I can hardly swallow

[Refrain]
It is Alf from Alf, Alf from Alf
Alf from Alf, it's Alf, the alien from Alf
Alf, Alf from Alf
Alf from Alf, it's Alf, the alien from Alf

[Verse 2]
He conducted cruel experiments (Alf, Alf from Alf)
He spit in my mouth (Alf from Alf, it's Alf, the alien from Alf)
He stuck ungodly things inside of me (Alf, Alf from Alf)
Using tools I can't pronounce (Alf from Alf, it's Alf, the alien from Alf)

But somеhow I forgive him (Alf, Alf from Alf)
Cause NBC did him wrong (Alf from Alf, it's Alf, the aliеn from Alf)
They never gave his show an ending (Alf, Alf from Alf)
So I'm giving him this song (Alf from Alf, it's Alf, the alien from Alf)
[Refrain]
Alf, Alf (Alf, Alf from Alf)
Alf, Alf, we're celebrating Alf (Alf from Alf, it's Alf, the alien from Alf)
Alf, Alf (Alf, Alf from Alf)
Alf, Alf (Alf from Alf, it's Alf, the alien from Alf)

[Bridge]
Maybe one day he'll return to us
On prime-time network TV
And we won't take him for granted
We'll race our voices and we'll sing

[Outro]
Alf, Alf, Alf, Alf, Alf, Alf, Alf, Alf (A-A-Alf)
Alf, Alf, Alf, Alf (A-A-Alf), Alf, Alf, Alf, Alf-Alf-Alf (A-A-Alf)