[Verse 1]
Can't breathe, choking on air
Can't think, I'm hurting everywhere
Went to the doctor for some special care
And he ran all kinds of tests
It's not good, it's pretty bad
Got months to live, if even that
He has the data, he has the stats
But then he crossed an ethical line

[Chorus]
Doctor, don't scare me like that
What is this, spooky Halloween? You coulda gave me a heart attack
Doctor, why'd you spook me like that?
You're gonna give me a bad dream, tell me, how could you live with that?

[Verse 2]
He didn't speak, he only stared
I should've left but I was just too scared
He tilted his screen I said "Oh, don't you dare"
But the bastard doubled down
These are your bones, this is your body
It's what you're made of, this isn't make believe
It's always been inside you there's nothing to be afraid of
Except for the disease, you're terminally ill
[Chorus]
Doctor, get this monster out of me
My body is a temple, not a Spirit Halloween
Doctor, cut this monster out of me
I've seen this guy on Scooby Doo, he's scary and he's mean

[Outro]
Please, doctor cut this monster out of me!
What else is inside me? Are there goblins in my feet?
Doctor cut these monsters out of me!
This spooky skeleton is suffocating me
This spooky skeleton is suffocating me
This spooky skeleton is suffocating me!