[Verse 1]
I died in 1859
I've haunted this old home since Lincoln was alive
It burned down in 1995
But they made some renovations and the new family moves in today

[Pre-Chorus]
I can’t wait to spook them
Here they come!

[Chorus 1]
Oh God, please, no
It's the family from CoComelon
I've turned to stone
There’s no escaping from their cold dead eyes
This was my home
But now it's haunted by the CoComelon
I just can't cope
They're singing songs that sound like they were written by AI

[Interlude]
Daddy jumping!
Yes, haha
Yes, yes, wow!
Please, CoComelon, show mercy to this old feeble soul!
[Verse 2]
Denied
I couldn't run and hide
Their songs grew more demented, and yet I was hypnotized
Have I died a second time?
Am I cursed to spend eternity singing nursery rhymes from hell
Under their spell

[Chorus 2]
Oh God, please, no
I'm being tortured by the CoComelon
They're in control
I'm just a shell of my former self
How could I know
I’d be imprisoned by the CoComelon
There’s nowhere to go
Stuck in this house underneath their spell

[Outro]
I'm in CoComelon hell
I’m in CoComelon hell