[Verse]
I tried to get Twitter verified
They denied my request in 120 seconds
I tried to politely invite
Dan Bongino to my show but he won't address my message

I try to do what's right
For the Gremlins franchise every day of my life
And what do I get in return?
Burned

[Chorus]
I am a persecuted man
Christopher Lloyd, how dare you?
I am a persecuted man
I thought you were my brother
But you're just like all the others
I am a persecuted man
Christopher Lloyd, how could you do this to me?
I am a persecuted man
Christopher Lloyd...
[Bridge]
Where's your Webby?
Stephen Spielberg, where's your Webby?
Martin Scorsese, let's see your Webby
Who's laughing now?
Lorne, where's your Webby?
Who's laughing now?
Dan, where's your Webby?
RINGO
[Outro]
Joe Rogan, Morgan & Morgan
The Ghost of Ernest P. Worrell
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!