[Chorus]
This is an invitation to Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr
Let's get the Beatles back together again, I'll cover John's and George's parts
I got that model type that's guaranteed to get your asses back on the charts
I've got a song about boat parades that Ringo can sing

[Verse 1]
The Beatles were a really good group
But brace yourselves for The Beatles, Pt. 2
Fifty years in the wilderness lacking direction
But lucky for them I'm in need of a new rhythm section

[Verse 2]
Let me be frank, several things will not be the same
I'll write all the music, but I'm still willing to pay them both a generous wage
Just don't expect me to masturbate

[Chorus]
This is an invitation to Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr
Let's get the Beatles back together again, this time we're gonna go far
Let's get this rolling A.S.A.P., I've maxed out all of Grandma's cards
Maybe we should all join bank accounts, Gremlins 3 ain't gonna make itself

(Commit with it as soon as hell)

This is an invitation to Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr
Think it over, but if you say no, you both have ass for brains
This is an invitation to Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr
Think it over, but if you say no, you're both completely deranged
[Outro]
You're both completely deranged
You're both completely deranged
You're both completely deranged
You're both completely deranged
You're both completely deranged