[Intro]
Did I just live through the apocalypse?
Is there any sense in pretending
Things might be okay again
If I had to guess there was any way out of this
I'd say "Why not shut it all down
And build it back right?"

[Chorus]
All I wanna see is Spirit Halloween
In every single store, on every single street
Make a global proclamation from sea to shining sea
Where Beetlejuice is President and I will be the King

Why not make what's left of the planet a Spirit Halloween?
Why not turn what's left of the planet into Spirit Halloween?

[Verse 1]
We're gonna change every day to the 31st
In a never-ending year of October
Beetlejuice'll be President in name only and
All responsibilities will fall on my shoulders
There's gonna be candy
And a mandatory Halloween tax
Paid directly to my Venmo in monthly installments
But there's no need to get into the weeds on that right now because
[Chorus]
All I wanna see is Spirit Halloween
Change the ending of Titanic when the ship begins to sink
Have Beetlejuice pop out with a banner and sing
"This is the theme for Spirit Halloween"
Change the Hollywood sign to Spirit Halloween
Turn Mount Rushmore into skeletons but also include me
The world'll be a better place and if Grandma disagrees
We'll send her into outer space where no one can hear her scream

Why not make what's left of the planet a Spirit Halloween?
Why not turn what's left of the planet into Spirit Halloween?

[Verse 2]
Beetlejuice isn't a fan of my Halloween tax
And is being held as a political prisoner
Millions march demanding my resignation
But they're all just a little bit bitter
I gave them candy
What about the candy
I gave them candy
Give me back my candy